Whoa, this guy’s straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I’m afraid I just blue myself. Well, what do you expect, mother? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. That’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Really? Did nothing cancel? I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Whoa, this guy’s straight? What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature. Steve Holt! Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I’m afraid I just blue myself.

Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. How did your brain even learn human speech? Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!